Wonkers, we sure hope you're sitting down! The Drudge Report has shocking news about a shocking poll that will give you an Alaska Shocker, which is like a regular Shocker except its icy cold shockingness will leave you with Polaroids. Hope you're sitting down, because here is the Drudge Report's tweeted Shocker:
I want to give this many many upfists!
"Shut the fuck up, Sarah"
I read that as "throw his head into the ring", and thought "YES!!"
I can see White Russians from my porch.
Poles, otoh, have a vodka bias.
Hitler? C'mon, this time it's gotta be Hitler.
Todd's gonna get a hummer from some intern?
I feel a case of the vapors coming on! Bring me my clutching pearls and fainting couch, forthwith!
Katherine the Great's antics?
No Sarah for Parliament?
ISWYDT
So, it has come to this. Lauren Bacall and Robin Williams are dead, and Caribou Boo is still wasting air. <sigh>
Well the carbon rod did make the cover of <em>TIME</em>.
The deuce you say! Why, such a thing would be a flight of fancy!
I mean, the very idea that Sarah Palin could beat anyone, even people who have been long dead, in a political contest. That&#039;s rubbish.
she&#039;d lose to AOTK.