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Andrew Breitbart is a slightly more stubbly Matt Drudge, but with bigger tits.

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Cliff Notes.... He was that guy on Cheers, right? The mailman?

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She's loving and supportive wife in a one-man/one-woman marriage. You'd think the Repubicans would be happy about that.

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"Brazen" is only used when immediately followed by "hussey."

It's the law.

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If Mrs. Obama broke the law, throw the book at her!

Oh - wait - that deranged author just did that to her husband.

Never mind...

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i don't know why drudge isn't linking to the great CA porn crisis of 2010. seems more important really.

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Don't know how to break it to Drudge and his little Drudge-ites, but no law was broken unless they asked Michelle to stop and she refused. Then they could legally ask her to leave or have her escorted out and arrested.

See how stupid you look when all you know is the Cliff Notes version of life?

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Well...I well into my evening drunk. I tried to sing my cat to sleep (who, btw, HATES my guitars), but she ran away.

All I have t say is...

Fuck Matt Drudge.

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Matt Drudge is a slightly less exophthalmic Michelle Malkin. With a fedora. And bigger tits.

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Pay attention people; our nation's prisons are full of people who mentioned their favorite candidate within sight of a voting booth.

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Man, I can't remember the last time I heard a reference to a "dime bag" of weed. Today that would be microscopic. Not that I would refuse it as a gift or anything.

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Right now I wish our FLOTUS would use those celebrated well-toned arms to put Matt Drudge in a headlock.

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From the "Drudge" "site"

under the sub-head "WHITE HOUSE DEFENDS ELECTIONEERING" ...When questioned about the brazen nature of Mrs. Obama's campaigning...

Brazen: Marked by flagrant and insolent audacity - some dictionary or other

I think the only reasonable response to this hateful word salad is: Fuck you Mr Drudge and the double dutch rudder you rode in on.

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That same dictionary might have a picture of Drudge next to the word "Projection". Also words such as "uninformed" and "jerk" .

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And insurance NEVER covers the weed. If marijuana were legal, would insurance cover weed theft?

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