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Don't go broad-brushing all gun owners using this guy as an example!

Some gun owners are irresponsible about unloading their guns into the walls of their trailers before menacing their children with their guns.

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The most surprising bit of this story is that the Sheriff didn't just say "Yes."

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His fucking trailer, maybe, that's like a $3k gun maybe more. He should look at property that's actually worth defending .

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For varmints, just like he one sir... er, Lord Mittens claimed he used around the manse.

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You can get a used goddamn Porsche for less than that, so hell yes.

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Please tell me so I don't have to taint my Google history

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Adcock? Is that who you are or what you do?

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"Armed with kazoos and bubble mowers" is the absolute only adorable thing on this whole damn website so far today. All the upfists for you, my friend!

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Dog, cow, Negro all die.

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From a thousand yards.

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A Minuscock.

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Arkansas Abuse = Taking the kids' beer away.

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Just guessing here, but if Adcock isn't getting his guns back until he sobers up, he's in for a long wait.

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He's an Adcock, but the problem is, he's not a pop-up Adcock, and it's been getting to him.

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Is that Adcock's squirrel gun in the photo?

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So, he's living in a double-wide yet he can afford that howitzer disguised as a sniper rifle?

PRIORITIES: This guy has them.

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