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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Don't go broad-brushing all gun owners using this guy as an example!

Some gun owners are irresponsible about unloading their guns into the walls of their trailers before menacing their children with their guns.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The most surprising bit of this story is that the Sheriff didn't just say "Yes."

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

His fucking trailer, maybe, that's like a $3k gun maybe more. He should look at property that's actually worth defending .

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

For varmints, just like he one sir... er, Lord Mittens claimed he used around the manse.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You can get a used goddamn Porsche for less than that, so hell yes.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Please tell me so I don't have to taint my Google history

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Adcock? Is that who you are or what you do?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"Armed with kazoos and bubble mowers" is the absolute only adorable thing on this whole damn website so far today. All the upfists for you, my friend!

bobbert's avatar

Dog, cow, Negro all die.

bobbert's avatar

From a thousand yards.

The Quirk's avatar

Arkansas Abuse = Taking the kids' beer away.

Mahousu's avatar

Just guessing here, but if Adcock isn't getting his guns back until he sobers up, he's in for a long wait.

Mahousu's avatar

He's an Adcock, but the problem is, he's not a pop-up Adcock, and it's been getting to him.

PubOption's avatar

Is that Adcock's squirrel gun in the photo?

Pookums's avatar

So, he's living in a double-wide yet he can afford that howitzer disguised as a sniper rifle?

PRIORITIES: This guy has them.