Dry Your Eyes Seattle: Here Is Your Unofficial Get-Together!

Perpetually damp Wonketteers from across the Northwest chunk of the nation will gatherSaturday, June 30starting at 6: 30 PM at Latona Pub in verdant Seattle WA. The Wonkette gathering will be in the upstairs loft and pavilion. According to longtime reader and meetup organizer Weejee, the location also features "Green Lake 2 blocks away for post fest skinny dipping (don't need no stinkin' pool)." Be prepared to pay your own bail.

 Please note that this reader-organized event is not part of the officially-sponsored Wonkette Drinky Thing, and that while there is a fair probability of photos being posted sideways at some point, there is virtually no prospect whatsoever of any actual Wonkette staffers attending. This time.