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I would totally believe she would sell herself that cheap.

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My wife looked it up. Apparently sex with a person below a certain age. or something. I didn't hear the rest because I was too busy vomiting.

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I'm breaking them all in my head...everything from parts of skeletal anatomy on down.

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I bet he and Michael Skakel have a lot in common.

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"Lack of a conscience" seems to be an effective defense, if you can afford it. Kind of like pleading insanity, only more expensive.

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In case anyone was still on the fence regarding robust estate taxes, I present you exhibit A

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To be fair, this case probably bought all involved some very nice beds and mirrors...

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Hey, think of all the jerbs that would have gone uncreated if this 1%er was in jail instead of being unemployed in his 1.8 million dollar mansion...

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The sculptor Eric Gill is supposed to have sexually abused his children, and the dog. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Gill">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik....

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this story needs a dose of bleach.

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And I'm willing to bet that none of my fellow Wonkerados (yourself included) have been in jail for anything as repugnant as what this asshat admitted to.

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Funny that his sentence is comparable to the sentence handed down to that poor lady living in a storage area.

And by Funny, I mean Fucked Up.

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A 3 year old? Mr. IV needs to be kept away from people until his dick falls off.

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Rare indeed is the Snipy article that doesn't take you to <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/" target="_blank">Happy Nice Time People</a> when "Read More" is clicked.

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Please note my numerals are arabic! Otherwise I might not "fare well."

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It's called, "The Aristocrats."

You're welcome.

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