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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I would totally believe she would sell herself that cheap.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My wife looked it up. Apparently sex with a person below a certain age. or something. I didn't hear the rest because I was too busy vomiting.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm breaking them all in my head...everything from parts of skeletal anatomy on down.

chascates's avatar

I bet he and Michael Skakel have a lot in common.

Jared James's avatar

"Lack of a conscience" seems to be an effective defense, if you can afford it. Kind of like pleading insanity, only more expensive.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In case anyone was still on the fence regarding robust estate taxes, I present you exhibit A

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

To be fair, this case probably bought all involved some very nice beds and mirrors...

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Hey, think of all the jerbs that would have gone uncreated if this 1%er was in jail instead of being unemployed in his 1.8 million dollar mansion...

PubOption's avatar

The sculptor Eric Gill is supposed to have sexually abused his children, and the dog. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Gill">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik....

fuflans's avatar

this story needs a dose of bleach.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

And I'm willing to bet that none of my fellow Wonkerados (yourself included) have been in jail for anything as repugnant as what this asshat admitted to.

Shypixel's avatar

Funny that his sentence is comparable to the sentence handed down to that poor lady living in a storage area.

And by Funny, I mean Fucked Up.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A 3 year old? Mr. IV needs to be kept away from people until his dick falls off.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Rare indeed is the Snipy article that doesn't take you to <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/" target="_blank">Happy Nice Time People</a> when "Read More" is clicked.

Lot_49's avatar

Please note my numerals are arabic! Otherwise I might not "fare well."

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It's called, "The Aristocrats."

You're welcome.