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SullivanSt's avatar

Is it just me, or does that aspen thing sound eerily Lecteresque?

SullivanSt's avatar

"Your torture aplogism is bad, and you should feel bad."

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It's not torture or bombing if the president does it.

diogenez's avatar

If "everyone knew" about the practices Snowden revealed, how can he be a traitor?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"What is the opposite of a charlatan, someone who knows stuff but pretends they don’t? 'Raving asshole', maybe?” </i>

The phrase you want is "raving disingenuous asshole."

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>everyone’s favorite unindicted war criminal John Yoo</i>

Well, it's a close call with W, DICK Cheney, Rummy, Condi, Bolton, Wolfowitz, et al, ad nauseum...

Ikimizi's avatar

When I'm having an identity crisis, I find it helps to remind myself that I am not Yoo.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It's not torture, Wonkerados, if Yoo does it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey Rocky, watch me waterboard these Pottsylvanians!

But that trick never works!

SullivanSt's avatar

Well, obviously, since this isn't the President he first declared could not be so encumbered.

SullivanSt's avatar

I suspect hydraulics.

diogenez's avatar

Here's wishing John Yoo "massive organ failure."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Because Dick Cheney has been too sick to wear his stilettos.