Remember all the fun we had debating whether torture was torture? Well, the good times don’t have to end, because everyone’s favorite unindicted war criminal John Yoo is back at National Review Online’s Treasury of Travesties “The Corner” to remind us all that John Yoo is a fucking disgrace. In this installment of “John Yoo’s John Yoo Is A Fucking Disgrace Internet Column,” John Yoo informs us that we must “
<i>&quot;What is the opposite of a charlatan, someone who knows stuff but pretends they don&rsquo;t? &#039;Raving asshole&#039;, maybe?&rdquo; </i>
The phrase you want is &quot;raving disingenuous asshole.&quot;
Is it just me, or does that aspen thing sound eerily Lecteresque?
&quot;Your torture aplogism is bad, and you should feel bad.&quot;
It&#039;s not torture or bombing if the president does it.
If &quot;everyone knew&quot; about the practices Snowden revealed, how can he be a traitor?
<i>&quot;What is the opposite of a charlatan, someone who knows stuff but pretends they don&rsquo;t? &#039;Raving asshole&#039;, maybe?&rdquo; </i>
The phrase you want is &quot;raving disingenuous asshole.&quot;
<i>everyone&rsquo;s favorite unindicted war criminal John Yoo</i>
Well, it&#039;s a close call with W, DICK Cheney, Rummy, Condi, Bolton, Wolfowitz, et al, ad nauseum...
When I&#039;m having an identity crisis, I find it helps to remind myself that I am not Yoo.
More likely an automobile ignition coil.
It&#039;s not torture, Wonkerados, if Yoo does it.
Hey Rocky, watch me waterboard these Pottsylvanians!
But that trick never works!
That would be Peter King
Because he has none?
Well, obviously, since this isn&#039;t the President he first declared could not be so encumbered.
I suspect hydraulics.
Here&#039;s wishing John Yoo &quot;massive organ failure.&quot;
Because Dick Cheney has been too sick to wear his stilettos.