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The only good abortion is my abortion.

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" I am totally pro-life, I am pro-God, I am pro-babies, you know?"

You forgot pro-toplasm.

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I'm gonna hafta teal that joke.

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He Wood.

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exquackly.

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I think she is mostly pro-money.

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or Aylesbury.

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I'm gonna have to bill you for this.

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Who?

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or between your toes

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and cram it down our throats with a feeding tube

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"Back Yuterus" ?

Sounds like that Todd Akin Biology™

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A real conserva-nut would never admit that she made a mistake.

A REAL one would claim that she KNEW one day, the fetus was going to turn towards Satan (or maybe worse, Liberalism!). So naturally, she felt afraid for her safety. Understandably, she was merely standing her uterus!

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