How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? BREAKING ANIMAL SCHLONGING NEWS! We don't know if Erick EricksonneeRedState has traveled to Oklahoma recently, but a dude was caught doing sex to a goat in Oklahoma City on Christmas Eve, so it would be irresponsible not to wildly speculate that maybe Erickson sneaked out of his family's house while not a creature was stirring and the children were dreaming about sugarplums, drove his car to Oklahoma City, and went balls deep in a goat's ass.
"Did you hear Fotheringdale has gone native?" "Has he now?" "Yes. Actually he married a gorilla." " I say! A female gorilla?" "Of course a female gorilla. Fotheringdale's not a queer, you know."
I thought they liked chickens.
c'mon everyone knows that rubber boots go with sheep not goats - Glory Hole !
it was the shared cigarette at the end that gave them away.
I just, today, discovered the 'Olds' button.
Thank you, Wonkers, for keeping it real
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fuck you I'm not paying for a damn goat 'bortion with my preshus taxez!
I had the same thought.
Poor goat.
Everyone knows it's sheep-fucking that is the honored Christmas Eve tradition. Bet he wears white after Labor Day.
"But the goat backed into me! I swear!"
Oh! I thought that was a pic of the goat's rear end!
What do you call a Black Hispanic Trump supporter riding around Oklahoma with a goat with no back legs?
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"STRA-A-A-ANGER DANGER! STRA-A-A-ANGER DANGER!"
Let me guess. The goat was promiscuous and "had it coming?"
Snowballs deep
"Did you hear Fotheringdale has gone native?" "Has he now?" "Yes. Actually he married a gorilla." " I say! A female gorilla?" "Of course a female gorilla. Fotheringdale's not a queer, you know."