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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought they liked chickens.

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azeyote's avatar

c'mon everyone knows that rubber boots go with sheep not goats - Glory Hole !

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James Guillory's avatar

it was the shared cigarette at the end that gave them away.

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Leema Raven 🤓's avatar

I just, today, discovered the 'Olds' button.

Thank you, Wonkers, for keeping it real

:)

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Logic of Color's avatar

fuck you I'm not paying for a damn goat 'bortion with my preshus taxez!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I had the same thought.

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

Poor goat.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Everyone knows it's sheep-fucking that is the honored Christmas Eve tradition. Bet he wears white after Labor Day.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

"But the goat backed into me! I swear!"

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Oh! I thought that was a pic of the goat's rear end!

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DahBoner's avatar

What do you call a Black Hispanic Trump supporter riding around Oklahoma with a goat with no back legs?

Gracias. https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"STRA-A-A-ANGER DANGER! STRA-A-A-ANGER DANGER!"

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Badger33's avatar

Let me guess. The goat was promiscuous and "had it coming?"

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Billy Rubin's avatar

Snowballs deep

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eddi_TBH's avatar

"Did you hear Fotheringdale has gone native?" "Has he now?" "Yes. Actually he married a gorilla." " I say! A female gorilla?" "Of course a female gorilla. Fotheringdale's not a queer, you know."

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