Dude, I Got So Shitfaced at the Iran Party

* ABC hired some gays for the purposes of newsmaking; Ed Murrow would be so proud! [ Michelle Malkin ]

* Terrorists are funding Hillary's campaign of Anti-American vagina-based terror-coddling. [ WorldNet Daily ]

* Contempt for Miers and Bolton comes pretty naturally, really. [ Carpetbagger Report ]

* Duke Cunningham's briber was convicted of all 13 counts today. [ Left Coaster ]

* Iran celebrated the National Day of Struggle Against Global Arrogance yesterday, and we wonder how they view their progress on that front. [ Headline Junky ]

* What's got two thumbs and thinks Pakistani tyranny should be funded by the American taxpayer? [ Reality-Based Community ]

* Kentucky, a traditional bastion of petuli-smelling child-molesting gay-marriage lovers, is getting ready to overwhelmingly elect a Democrat to the Senate. [ Political Wire ]