Due to Arcane Constitutional Clause, Snuff Usage Still Mandatory on All Federal Property

And the House of Representatives moves one step further away from the 1950's:

Smokers will now be permitted to light up in only two designated public areas; Room B-219 of the Longworth Building, which is located adjacent to the Longworth Food Court; and Room B-112 of the Cannon Building, located across the hall from the Cannon Carryout. Both smoking areas are enclosed and equipped with ventilation systems.

Obvs, Cannon B-112 and Longworth B-219 are now the Party rooms. Chill with Boehner, maybe invite Obama over from Senate side for a drink, you know. And the health Nazis from the California delegation aren't gonna gonearyou. Waxman and Pelosi can have fun with their sprouts and herbal tea or whatever, we'll tell off-color jokes, bitch about women problems (don't mind Linda Sanchez, she's one of the boys) and debate the wine-chugging vs. wholesome McKee Taylor Flood headshots.

 House Cracks Down on Smoking [Roll Call]