Polls! Who doesn't love polls? Everyone loves a poll, they are such a treat. Poll Santa has a new bag of poll presents for all 600 million Americans, or, for the 300 million of you who turn out to be complete schizophrenics when asked your opinions about things like Obama's jobs bill.
also, i thought harrisburg was flooded? i ask b/c i spent a miserable year traveling to harrisburg on a weekly basis and developed a bit of a fondness for state subsidized alcohol.
Most Americans also don't believe in evolution but do believe in free market competition, i.e. 'survival of the fittest', which is the same thing as evolution.
Everytime I get polled I ask them where do I send the bill. I then explain that I charge $10 per question and I don't answer anything until the check clears.
All of them Katie.
Not GWBush.
100% of the people writing this message think polls are dumb.
is she?!?!?!
well that's depressing.
also, i thought harrisburg was flooded? i ask b/c i spent a miserable year traveling to harrisburg on a weekly basis and developed a bit of a fondness for state subsidized alcohol.
personally i would like nate silver to be president.
I once knew a crazy lady who argued that a screen would keep water out of a submarine. It's likely that she was one of the respondents.
Santa Claus?
Just pay attention to whose pendulum is in your pit.
Q: Which of the following (utterly ridiculous and wrongheaded) statements do you most agree with....
Poll results: "53% of Americans agree that..."
Yeah right .... as if 20% of them got some trickle down. (Getting pissed on by Republicans doesn't count.)
52% of Americans think so, according to the latest poll.
She always sounded pretty clueless when she spoke. But maybe she was always sedated. Most First Ladies should be, the current one excepted.
Most Americans also don't believe in evolution but do believe in free market competition, i.e. 'survival of the fittest', which is the same thing as evolution.
And then they'll get rid of that pesky amendment that allows direct election of Senators by the unwashed.
Everytime I get polled I ask them where do I send the bill. I then explain that I charge $10 per question and I don't answer anything until the check clears.