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Feeling Groovy's avatar

If he gives 50k each to these ten women, then the rest of the women he sexually assaulted might come forward too. He really doesn't want that to happen. He wants to keep it between himself, his victims and jesus.

mailman27's avatar

And they're all fresh out of forgiveness. (The balls on this creep.)

John Smith's avatar

"he rubs his dick between her toes" OMG! Can anyone carry a gun big enough to compensate?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"In German or English I know how to count down - and I'm learning Chinese," said Werner von Braun.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

So in this case, footprints in the sand is a kind of pr0n?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I counselled her not to snort random powders she found between seat cushions. She didn't listen.

sillybill's avatar

no explanation possible - there's just no accounting for taste in anything

clubseal's avatar

Please tell me that arch enemy was a masterfully intended pun.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Christ has got to be exhausted from riding this fucking bike.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If you don't wear them, no problem. I have a pair in your size for you!

Matt Jones's avatar

The funny thing - I seriously wonder if ol' GotHard actually wrote that one himself. We've already seen that his "life principle" regarding women who are sexually assaulted starts with "did YOU do anything to cause this?"

Maybe this was the best his lawyer could come up with based on a first draft that started with "I forgive you for being so slutty in my presence".

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Did you say 'socks?'

Say it again, only slower. Yeah that's it. Tell me about your socks, are they itchy? Oh, yes...

--Bill Gothard again

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Spitballing?!" Oh no, never! Oh heavens, no no no!

I used lotion.