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“Never in my life have I touched a girl sexually. I’m shocked to even hear that.”

I'm shocked, I tellz ya!

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Uggh...that job must have sucked a lot out of you. I'm pretty sure I'd be dead from a rage induced heart attack.

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Aren't these the same pious child molesters who're always warning that us gays and BLTs are coming to "recruit" the children? Fuck these monsters with a whole ballot box of jagged votes.

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That's most sexual abuse, actually.

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It wasn't him, that was an entirely different family in that story.

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What if Josh Duggar turns on Gothard in a startling act of backstabbing?

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Thanks, I'm relieved, I think.

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The most stomach-churning aspect of all these cases is the cynical use of "God" to justify any perversion they can imagine in their little weasel brains.

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Hundreds of kids went through his program.His program went through hundreds of kids.

See how it all balances out? Everything's just swell. No need for further action. Praise the Lord and pass the lubrication!

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I expect he means girl vs woman. Not that he is necessarily telling the truth.

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Fucking brilliant...

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Which they never wash. Ever.

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Start with "Children are the real rapists." Everything gets easier from there.

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"backsidepoking"

fixed

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