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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

“Never in my life have I touched a girl sexually. I’m shocked to even hear that.”

I'm shocked, I tellz ya!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Uggh...that job must have sucked a lot out of you. I'm pretty sure I'd be dead from a rage induced heart attack.

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Pecker Rider of Pern's avatar

Aren't these the same pious child molesters who're always warning that us gays and BLTs are coming to "recruit" the children? Fuck these monsters with a whole ballot box of jagged votes.

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StereotypicalCubsFan's avatar

That's most sexual abuse, actually.

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Emily's avatar

It wasn't him, that was an entirely different family in that story.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

What if Josh Duggar turns on Gothard in a startling act of backstabbing?

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Swampay's avatar

Thanks, I'm relieved, I think.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

The most stomach-churning aspect of all these cases is the cynical use of "God" to justify any perversion they can imagine in their little weasel brains.

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Kip TW's avatar

Hundreds of kids went through his program.His program went through hundreds of kids.

See how it all balances out? Everything's just swell. No need for further action. Praise the Lord and pass the lubrication!

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

I expect he means girl vs woman. Not that he is necessarily telling the truth.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

TMI!

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Fucking brilliant...

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Which they never wash. Ever.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Start with "Children are the real rapists." Everything gets easier from there.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"backsidepoking"

fixed

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