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Doug Langley's avatar

No kidding. I'm in Ohio too, a few hours away from there.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

hey Shy, your email was mentioned once, but I have a couple things to ask of you.

1 can you write the choice of Wonkette for Olds into the site cookie if we choose that? right now we have to re-select it every time we come here or even go to the front page.2 how about a contact button for site issues?

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

you just know she will be even smarter then her mom! more stuff for old dad to worry about!

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Off Topic but horrifying from Raw Story

6 year old fatally shoots 3 year old brother

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I created a bookmark and pointed it to "http://wonkette.com/wonkett..." for its location. Now all I have to do is click on it and it will automatically open up at the "olds" tab.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Check out the Cheboygan Brewery...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

This is in Chicago, not East Bumfuck, Alabama, so the father who left the pistol out where the kid got to it is being charged.

So that's something.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Has anyone started a betting pool on the identity of Brillcream Palin's latest baby daddy?If so, can you put me down for Josh Duggar?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

If only there had been a good toddler with a gun to shoot the 6 year old first....

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

East Bumfuck, Alabama...Man, don't even stop there for gas!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Your in america, damit! speke english

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Never seen people so excited to live in Ohio!

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

dammit! I was trying to give Shy a chance to get out of a couple of diaper changes!

"Sorry hun, zero gave me a mission!"

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

us guys gotta stick together!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Yeah, like 'Trix would go for that.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I am told West Bumfuck has an awesome diner if you don't mind sitting with armed racists.

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