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"Professor? Will there be labs, with practical application?"

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Perhaps.

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No, this is better...they'll be turned by the end of the first semester, sucking dick in the downstairs bathroom in the Union, far stall, thus creating lifetime libruls.

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As I recall there is no real point in going to a lit class if you can't have a throwdown about who is right and who is wrong. If controversy is off the table, what are they even doing there? Sounds boring as hell.

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In hindsight, I'd have been spared the useless English degree if it had been less fun to go to those expensive book club meetings.

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Actually, Galt only has sex once in the entire book. He's a virgin when he does it with the heroine, a lass with years and years of sexual experience. Yet he still has her screaming with ecstasy and sobbing that he's the greatest ever. How's that for fantasy?

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Is Lesbionic Man an oxymoron... or a new series on CBS?

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Home schooling = preparing your children for........................home................

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Excuse me, offended Dukesters--isn't Belle Knox one of your classmates? She's done girl-on-girl porn and paid the bills with it.

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Maybe HBO?...............

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Is that you, Josh Duggar?......................

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Is anybody really Josh Duggar?

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Oy vey! It's so humid in Carolina!

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Well, it's Muslim math, Q.E.D.

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Were trigger warnings issued to the heterosexual cis community before the book was read?

Was this lesbian micro aggression?

In the modern university everyone should be offended by something every day.

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He's a put-on. The name gives it away "Only Joshing. Dig?"

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