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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I'm guessing Birth of a Nation with Miley Cyrus while he masturbates furiously into children's underwear.

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PsycWench's avatar

Think of all the innocent pizzas and Tootsie rolls that might still be alive today if <strike>PsycWench</strike> no one had discovered pot.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Too bad Tommy couldn't reach through the screen and choke that patronizing fuckstick.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

See, here's how it works... People smoke up and get the munchies. On their way to Taco Bell, the smoker gets killed by an overweight drunk driver who's texting. If it weren't for pot, they'd still be alive. Therefore, marijuana is dangerous.

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Just look at what those stoned Vancouver Canucks fans did! Violent potheads, all of 'em.

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Mexican drug lords care very much. Which is the whole (and sole) problem.

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chascates's avatar

The War on Drugs has been as successful as the War on Terror but even more costly. We have the highest rate of incarceration in the civilized world, cartel-controlled countries on our southern border, and the last three Presidents have all used drugs.

To say alcohol is legal and we can't repeat the problems we've had with it betrays both the history of Prohibition and the vast difference between the effects of the two.

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