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Those fake rednecks were once classic yuppies. Here they are in their earlier, but no less douchey days: http://i0.wp.com/www.back2s...

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I was being mean to Senator Cruz, but I agree, it's better in context :)

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My First Duck Call. Just gets you right here \/ \/ doesn't it?

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Save it for Cleveland.

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More like a free-fire zone. Fortunately most of what will be launched is monkey feces.

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Apparently they're bad at math too because campaign money + person with English major = speeches that only use English words in an order that others understand.

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"1) It is impossible to kill your way out of an insurgency unless you are willing to commit genocide, and2) Sometimes doing nothing is the correct answer."I wish I could upvote this one thousand times. You are absolutely correct, very well said.

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Correct. In fact at the end it was the ONLY Commandment. All Animals are Equal But Some Animals are More Equal Than Others

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The difference between us and them: their willingness to listen to any idiot on television who will tell them what to do, as long as it is couched in the language of bigotry and religion.

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The jesus i grew up with wrecked the bank and hung out with prostitutes and lepers. He was alright, i guess.

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Uniquer? Two fucking ivy league degrees and Cruz actually says uniquer in any context whatsoever? Jesus, Ted!

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Send all the Black delegates on a coffee run open carrying with someone following a safe distance to video it. They can play it right before naming Trump the Republican candidate.

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Santorum is bringing up the rear...http://www.reactiongifs.com...

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In tonight's performance of Deliverance, Ned Beatty will be played by Jeb Bush.

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They're afraid of a stronger man treating them like a woman.

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I'm guessing its because they're misogynists who think that women are supposed to be weak and submissive and their masculinity is extremely fragile! Seriously, I'm a straight heterosexual man, and I have no fear of other men "treating me like a woman." Maybe that's one of the reasons that I've never feared or hated gay people, like celebrity loser Phil Robertson.

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