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BackDoorMan's avatar

... doesn't a lobotomy needle require a brain to work on? I'm guessing the etching was done with a tattoo needle that hadn't been sanitized since... ever.

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... well now, I'm not so sure... I mean, you can request a refund, but it doesn't automagically follow that you'll actually receive one. It's the fine print... it's always the fine print.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... "maintain some kind of appearance of respectability..." - I think that ship has sailed. To somewhere in South America. Where, in a perfect world, it would be dashed upon the shore.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... you could say... "I am NOT Pollyanna!" Unless, of course, you secretly enjoy it.

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... no, nothing they do is "for good". For themselves, perhaps. Any country they end up in will suffer by their presence. They'll be back once this latest host nation tires of these parasites.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The First Rule of Acquisition: "Once you have their money, never give it back"

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... true, but... when is a female Duggar of fertile age not nursing? Isn't that what they were bred for?

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... yeah, but... that doesn't provide an answer to the "what's in it for me?" question every Duggar asks themselves every morning they wake up.

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... they were given credit (as in cash), that's why they were able to self-deport. If they had to pay personally for this re-location, they'd still be sitting in the driveway.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... yep, the modus operandi of every religious soup kitchen everywhere, forever.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

BTW I think that's her thumb poking out. is she already Joshing her son?

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RogationDays's avatar

Should I stamp my foot as I say "I am NOT Pollyanna!"?

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Billy Rubin's avatar

But, you need a college education or at least some specialized skills to even be considered for the Peace Corps. Plus, doing "actual honest good" is way outside their comfort zone.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

That's the real deal breaker!

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

* Procreational screwing only, obviously.

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malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, still not so down with the OMG HUGE KNOCKERS snark about a nursing mother. Plenty of other snarkable options with Duggars.

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