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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Man, don't even stop there for gas!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Get your poppers ready!

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pooracademic's avatar

Finally, a Wonkette story I can legitimately fap to.

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JAWs's avatar

To be fair something tells me that Johnny Homophobe had a particularly hard head.

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JAWs's avatar

"But weren't they supposed to glitter bomb them?"

I think Mariah Carey already took care of that in 2001.

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bardgal's avatar

So. Much. Epic. WIN.

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John Smith's avatar

I would love to know what they he told his gays bashing friends about the toothless, bruised face, black-eyed mug. You know it wasn't about two well dressed Sissy Mary's stomping a mud hole in his ass.

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

It's exceedingly shitty that it's 2015 in America and we still have to deal with this. I haven't been called out in some time, but the last time some little shit thought he'd be cute and call me a faggot, I chased him down the street.

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D G's avatar

Is this that Gay Agenda (TM) I've been hearing about?!?!?!??!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

The best way to stop a bad guy throwing fists is a gay guy who can rip the arms off of the guy with the fists. PSA.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, and here's a revolutionary idea, don't punch anyone under any circumstances.

What about the First Amendment???!!?1.1!!>11.!!?1!.1.1!!!??1

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Show me on the doll where the gay man kicked your ass.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I wonder if Marvel will make a new comic book featuring married gay super heroes.

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fuflans's avatar

soho?

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m3bosha's avatar

6:00 am - wake up6:30 am - eat breakfast8:00 am - worknoon - hit gym over lunch break5:15 - beat bigot's ass in bodega6:00 pm - dinner10:00 pm - sex with hot hubby

Yep. It does appear to be on the agenda!

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Merrimon's avatar

Well, you can't blame the redneck for being upset - they've had a rough year so far. Next thing you know West Point will be letting their toaster ovens become cadets!

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