Would you look at that adorable couple? That is Daniel and Larry Lennox-Choate, and they are dudes who are so gay for each other that they decided to get married at their alma mater, which is, ahem , WEST POINT. They were the first gay couple to do that, in 2013! And well, we guess they've been living happily ever after since then, except for this one unfortunate incident this past Sunday, when, as they were shopping at the bodega in SoHo (probably assessing the quality of various fruits and vegetables, in order to prepare THE perfect Sunday dinner),
I would love to know what they he told his gays bashing friends about the toothless, bruised face, black-eyed mug. You know it wasn't about two well dressed Sissy Mary's stomping a mud hole in his ass.
It's exceedingly shitty that it's 2015 in America and we still have to deal with this. I haven't been called out in some time, but the last time some little shit thought he'd be cute and call me a faggot, I chased him down the street.
6:00 am - wake up6:30 am - eat breakfast8:00 am - worknoon - hit gym over lunch break5:15 - beat bigot's ass in bodega6:00 pm - dinner10:00 pm - sex with hot hubby
Well, you can't blame the redneck for being upset - they've had a rough year so far. Next thing you know West Point will be letting their toaster ovens become cadets!
Man, don't even stop there for gas!
Get your poppers ready!
Finally, a Wonkette story I can legitimately fap to.
To be fair something tells me that Johnny Homophobe had a particularly hard head.
"But weren't they supposed to glitter bomb them?"
I think Mariah Carey already took care of that in 2001.
So. Much. Epic. WIN.
I would love to know what they he told his gays bashing friends about the toothless, bruised face, black-eyed mug. You know it wasn't about two well dressed Sissy Mary's stomping a mud hole in his ass.
It's exceedingly shitty that it's 2015 in America and we still have to deal with this. I haven't been called out in some time, but the last time some little shit thought he'd be cute and call me a faggot, I chased him down the street.
Is this that Gay Agenda (TM) I've been hearing about?!?!?!??!
The best way to stop a bad guy throwing fists is a gay guy who can rip the arms off of the guy with the fists. PSA.
Hey, and here's a revolutionary idea, don't punch anyone under any circumstances.
What about the First Amendment???!!?1.1!!>11.!!?1!.1.1!!!??1
Show me on the doll where the gay man kicked your ass.
I wonder if Marvel will make a new comic book featuring married gay super heroes.
soho?
6:00 am - wake up6:30 am - eat breakfast8:00 am - worknoon - hit gym over lunch break5:15 - beat bigot's ass in bodega6:00 pm - dinner10:00 pm - sex with hot hubby
Yep. It does appear to be on the agenda!
Well, you can't blame the redneck for being upset - they've had a rough year so far. Next thing you know West Point will be letting their toaster ovens become cadets!