I would love to know what they he told his gays bashing friends about the toothless, bruised face, black-eyed mug. You know it wasn't about two well dressed Sissy Mary's stomping a mud hole in his ass.
It's exceedingly shitty that it's 2015 in America and we still have to deal with this. I haven't been called out in some time, but the last time some little shit thought he'd be cute and call me a faggot, I chased him down the street.
6:00 am - wake up6:30 am - eat breakfast8:00 am - worknoon - hit gym over lunch break5:15 - beat bigot's ass in bodega6:00 pm - dinner10:00 pm - sex with hot hubby
Well, you can't blame the redneck for being upset - they've had a rough year so far. Next thing you know West Point will be letting their toaster ovens become cadets!
Man, don't even stop there for gas!
Get your poppers ready!
Finally, a Wonkette story I can legitimately fap to.
To be fair something tells me that Johnny Homophobe had a particularly hard head.
"But weren't they supposed to glitter bomb them?"
I think Mariah Carey already took care of that in 2001.
So. Much. Epic. WIN.
I would love to know what they he told his gays bashing friends about the toothless, bruised face, black-eyed mug. You know it wasn't about two well dressed Sissy Mary's stomping a mud hole in his ass.
It's exceedingly shitty that it's 2015 in America and we still have to deal with this. I haven't been called out in some time, but the last time some little shit thought he'd be cute and call me a faggot, I chased him down the street.
Is this that Gay Agenda (TM) I've been hearing about?!?!?!??!
The best way to stop a bad guy throwing fists is a gay guy who can rip the arms off of the guy with the fists. PSA.
Hey, and here's a revolutionary idea, don't punch anyone under any circumstances.
What about the First Amendment???!!?1.1!!>11.!!?1!.1.1!!!??1
Show me on the doll where the gay man kicked your ass.
I wonder if Marvel will make a new comic book featuring married gay super heroes.
soho?
6:00 am - wake up6:30 am - eat breakfast8:00 am - worknoon - hit gym over lunch break5:15 - beat bigot's ass in bodega6:00 pm - dinner10:00 pm - sex with hot hubby
Yep. It does appear to be on the agenda!
Well, you can't blame the redneck for being upset - they've had a rough year so far. Next thing you know West Point will be letting their toaster ovens become cadets!