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And what's wrong with 2004? the Republicans ask.

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I presume Sullivan's already green carded, he's been here long enough dammit, but do you <em>really</em> want Glenn Greenwald returning from Brazil with his hubby? Well, do ya punk?

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Of course he is. Somehow despite all the shitty things he's said and done, he's still one of the most reasonable Republicans. Yes, this is a lot like being the best-smelling turd.

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Can't do that, once you've got as far as ABRA you've just <em>got</em> to get the cadabra in there somehow. Because the Senate is very serious, you hear?

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And we all know that Catholics hate Obama, which is why they voted for him twice. Wait, what?

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<i>Next you will be amending the immigration bill to mandate Gay Voodoo Chicken Fuckings in Liberty’s crown/visor thing!</i>

That’s a feature, not a bug.

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