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Mishyana's avatar

Wonkette can't scream. It's a blog.

The Quirk's avatar

Because recognizing a relationship is the same as controlling it? I think that's how the "logic" goes.

RachelK's avatar

Basically, yeah. I don't think the lawyers themselves think that way, but they know that the swing vote or votes (because Roberts seems conscious of his legacy, how he will be remembered, he's bkind of a swing too) do. So bringing that up would only resonate with the justices you already have on your side. So they focus on concepts Kennedy likes, like "dignity" and don't challenge the poor historical understanding.

Mikkal VanPelt's avatar

A few elements after dumfucqium.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Christians insist that gay people can only have extramarital sex? Yeah, that's consistent.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... a disco ball would last longer, and be much more fabulous.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Oh yeah, Wonkette. Too seriously. That'll fly, champ.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hee, hee, I thought they said oral unguents, aka Santorums.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Strategy. For that very same strategic reason, I will refrain from noting that Robert's legacy will still put him neck-and-neck with Taney. Don't tell him, OK?

Alex Grey's avatar

This is COMING!!1!11one!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

How about the front seat? Of a Ford Pinto? In my parents' driveway?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Okay, now you're just being silly.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Which is their motivation for every single bit of their bigotry, against, well, everything.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

It's OK with Pat Robertson if it's just the one time and he was drunk.

DahBoner's avatar

In Maheér, the Court says but a woman cannot force the government to come...

OH MY GOD JESUS WHAT A STUPID DECISION!!!!1!1!http://media.giphy.com/medi...