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Relativicus's avatar

"If you kick mud at me one. more. ti-" [splat!] ... "One more-" [splat!]... "ONE more time, I'll-" [splat!] ...

"I'll be good."

Lamashtar's avatar

Seriously. Some places have naked weathergirls but they STILL give you the weather forecast!

Shoto's avatar

You say "Fucking loathsome cowardly POS" like it's a bad thing.

-- Paul ZEGS Ryan

McMema6's avatar

I just read the whole thing and I'm in shock. Did some godddamn, honest-to-christ journalism really just happen in there? With assumed "friendlies"?

Lamashtar's avatar

Apparently Daily Mail was banned from the Cool Kids table as well, because Melania reissued her lawsuit against them.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

George, can you please take over the WHCA? They need, um, ...redirection!

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

The only thing I can come up with is KellyAnn and Spicey standing next to opposing doors, both trying to get all the switches on their side to be up when the lights are on.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey, Trump already got his ass handed to him at a White House Correspondents' Dinner. Once was enough.

BrianW's avatar

Given this White House, that's just weird enough to be possible.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

They need to invite all the ex-Presidents to show how presidents are supposed to regard the press.

whitroth's avatar

Someone needs to send them the ad where they can apply to learn the Charles Atlas method to be a Man, and so he can kick sand back in Trumpolini's face....

SterWonk's avatar

Sometime last week, Colbert did a bit about other mottos WaPo considered. My favorite:

We Took Down Nixon -- Who Wants Next?

TakingAmes's avatar

I wouldn't hold your breath if I were you.

TakingAmes's avatar

Yep. No sympathy from me. I was watching the evening news shortly after the first iteration of the Muslim ban caused its chaos, and was feeling all sympathetic for a Syrian immigrant family who had been in the US for a long time and they were preparing an apartment for a Syrian refugee family (cousins, or relations of some kind) that was due to arrive. Then they said they voted for Lord Dampnut. All sympathy went right out the window. Did no one listen to him?

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

They should invite Hillary to sit in the chair they had for Cheeto Hitler.

azeyote's avatar

he represents the Gerald Ford faction of the media - aka - lukewarm oatmeal