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Actually, given his obsession with the Middle East, I'd guess the only thing in his closet is a belly dancing costume and a copy of The Perfumed Garden.

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Spring of '16, the SPAM Museum will re-open in marvelous new splendor.

Go early to get your hat.http://www.spam.com/spam-10...

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and when you pat him on the head, be holding something heavy.

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My Crim Law professor went to Oxford and was Navy JAG, SUPER F ING SMART and sharp.

Really enjoyed his class.

Fuck those other fuckwits. Legacy bullshit is bullshit.

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Dunning-Kruger and the Angry Id.

Worst Hedwig remake ever.

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But that Adam's apple though. Ugh.

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But I wanted eggs!?! What about eggs from Malta?

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I'd enjoy shittin' in Tom Cotton.

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He gets his ass done regularly in the Senate bathroom I'll bet.

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Tom Cotton and Scott Walker ought to have themselves a real MMA cage match to determine who gets to wear the crown as the undisputed King of Derp (kicking, biting, gouging and hitting below the belt OK).

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love you people and now need brain bleach.

going to watch 'how to train your dragon II' and the opening scene (hillary!) of 'shine a light'.

night.

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Ewww. I kept waiting for the twist that would turn it into something other than "different is bad." Guess I missed it.

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Am I the only one who sees the similarity?

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They were definitely both born with the cord around their necks, for sure.

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tigger is a good, and loyal friend, i have yet to figure out what cotton wad is good for. other than laughs.

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Relax, it's Photoshop. I mean, it's gotta be.

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