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Tundrafig's avatar

But with more manure, fewer lounge singers, less norovirus.

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Bebecca's avatar

Actually and surprisingly no. I live about an hour from there in KY. When the Ark opened, the Department of Education, whatever the state agency is called, sent out reminders to public school teachers that visits to the Ark were not state-approved field trips.

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mashpukah's avatar

Something tells me that Gay Day at the Creation Museum is coming whether the Creation Museum wants it or not.

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r m reddicks's avatar

I used to live out near there. I'm surprised that in the time of Bevin and in prior days of discussions of tax breaks that it's not de rigeur. But some of the bureaucrats in Kentucky actually believe in the law.

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bbayliss's avatar

gay cavemen loved gay dinosaurs,but couldn't reproduce, that's why there are no people on the earth. other than lizard people.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

YES! I was hoping you would post that cartoon.

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bbayliss's avatar

My personal favorite: "god answers all prayers, sometimes the answer is no."That's why he invented participation ribbons.

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bbayliss's avatar

Disney's "Wonderful World of Cinders"

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bbayliss's avatar

Merry Fascist and Happy Hollerdays

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NotOkBoomer's avatar

Wouldn't the inbreeding have done us in by now?

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FullAmericanPatriot's avatar

I have a number of gay friends who I've complained to about how they've claimed the rainbow as "theirs" and they should leave off. Next thing you know it will be the sun and then nobody will go outside unless they're gay... hmmmmmm.....-serious/not serious

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Of course they were right! But so were all the others on the list. And so am I. Grok? We are all god.

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Quercus's avatar

Where's Lori? I won't click on any of your scammy sites without Lori's recommendation.

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Quercus's avatar

How would our beloved pets get to the other side without their Rainbow Bridge?

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

That looks suuuuuuuuuuper gay, Pastor Ham.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

Go away.

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