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Just part of the Jew/Mason/Illuminati/New World Order/Federal Reserve Board/Trilateral Commission/Bohemian Grove/Roosevelt-Rothschild-Rockefeller/World Bank/United Nations/Papal/Xenu/Pinky and the Brain Conspiracy to destroy Western Civilization as we known it generally, and the United States (the last bastion of White Freemen) in particular.

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tl;dr version

twitter sucks

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The revolution will be televised.

On the down side, nobody can afford a satellite dish.

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<i>ZunZuneo</i>

Wasn't that the sucky digital media thingy that Microsoft finally shut down after losing their ass over it?

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<i>The male inhabitants of the Wonkette chatcave were silent, because they are not idiots</i>

And they know better than to get involved when y'all are being so "emotional".

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How many characters does it take to overthrow the Cuban government?

Ronald Reagan = 2000, most of them Zs. Dubya Bush = 27, most of 'em apostrophes Mitt Romney = binders full of characters Sarah Palin = 144, but she'll only send 72 Donald Trump = "you're fired!" = 13, plus 1.7 million about Obama's birf cert.

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Seems like a good idea to export Twitter to all of our enemies ... we can ensure that they become stupid too.

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From the linky... <blockquote>Rajiv Shah, the top official at U.S. Agency for International Development, said the Twitter-like project was first designed during 2007 and 2008 when George W. Bush was in his second term as president.</blockquote>

I wanna know how many multiples of the NPR subsidy were spent on this - by the party of small gubmint...

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" ZunZuneo, which is fucking best" Some of us, who haven't been to Cuba, let alone thought we were pregnant there, would have appreciated a linky for that. Hummingbird tweet, forsooth.

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Good grief. I read that Salon interview. I'm now trying really hard to remind myself that I was once 23 years old.

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