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You got everything but the towel charms. That's hard to do when you're wearing one of those jackets where you just hug yourself and hug yourself.

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He looks like he's literally pouting in that picture, like he's that pissed that he has to do a photo op in a place he doesn't want to be.

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You forgot:

Thomas Sowell

Alan Keyes

Michael Steele

JC Watts

Kenneth Blackwell

That asshole in Milwaukee

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The view is great, but the room is hideous. Good grief, everything is the color of the contents of an unflushed toilet bowl.

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Versailles. And copying it always results in this monstrosity.

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Even madams don't have such bad taste.

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GOP economic strategy:Economy's bad? Cut taxes!Economy's good? Cut taxes!Economy's neutral? Cut taxes!

Note: cutting taxes means cutting taxes on the rich.

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Yeah, but that's different, because it involves cutting taxes on the very wealthy, who are going to trickle it down to the rest of us. Duh.

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I don't think he can bring it to the States.

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Heb! could tell you all about that.

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> Orange Julius Caesar

Should I be ordering a smoothie, croutons, or Motts Clamato?

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Trump has enough trouble reversing his limo

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Dinesh D'Souza is like 75% of that at least!

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Trump/PENCE 2016

Shittlary for Prison 2016

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Trump will win 43 percent of the black vote

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