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huh. and here i thought we were only 6000 years old.

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Definitely a gaseous giant ass.

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Maybe they should have named it "Texas". Oh wait, frozen and gassy ... that's the other bloated state.

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Screw that ... I want to dig <a href="http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2011\/08\/25\/us-planet-diamond-idUSTRE77O69A20110825here" target="_blank">here</a>.

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This is for Mr Baconzgood. Check the cast. <a href="http://www.cinematictitanic..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cinematictitanic.com/">http://www.cinematictitanic...

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If there's a bright center to the universe, that's the planet that its farthest from.

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Ha! I just scored tickets for tonight! I am in heaven. Joy!!!!!!!!

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i wonder if it comes with all that wooden acting?

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In fact, it's cold as hell.

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One small step for man...and one giant leap for COCA COLA!!!

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the fusion of snark and science...well done!

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USS Cheney

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Is a tatooine a baby girl's first ink?

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A gas giant that orbits two stars? Would those stars be named Palin and Bachmann?

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“Reality has finally caught up with science fiction,” said Alan P. Boss of the Carnegie Institution, a member of the research team. "

Laffer Curve? Anyone? Anyone?

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