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fuflans's avatar

huh. and here i thought we were only 6000 years old.

schmannity's avatar

Definitely a gaseous giant ass.

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Maybe they should have named it "Texas". Oh wait, frozen and gassy ... that's the other bloated state.

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Screw that ... I want to dig <a href="http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2011\/08\/25\/us-planet-diamond-idUSTRE77O69A20110825here" target="_blank">here</a>.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If there's a bright center to the universe, that's the planet that its farthest from.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ha! I just scored tickets for tonight! I am in heaven. Joy!!!!!!!!

fuflans's avatar

i wonder if it comes with all that wooden acting?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

In fact, it's cold as hell.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

One small step for man...and one giant leap for COCA COLA!!!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

the fusion of snark and science...well done!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is a tatooine a baby girl's first ink?

schmannity's avatar

A gas giant that orbits two stars? Would those stars be named Palin and Bachmann?

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“Reality has finally caught up with science fiction,” said Alan P. Boss of the Carnegie Institution, a member of the research team. "

Laffer Curve? Anyone? Anyone?