Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got some of the dumbest restaurant customers known to humanity. As always, these are real emails from real readers. Before we get to the stories, I'd like to again say thank you to Wonkette for giving me -- and this series -- a new home after The Company That Must Not Be Named decided to lay off thoroughly excellent writers like
Dumb Restaurant Customers Are Inexhaustible Resource Of Dumb
Dumb Restaurant Customers Are Inexhaustible…
Dumb Restaurant Customers Are Inexhaustible Resource Of Dumb
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got some of the dumbest restaurant customers known to humanity. As always, these are real emails from real readers. Before we get to the stories, I'd like to again say thank you to Wonkette for giving me -- and this series -- a new home after The Company That Must Not Be Named decided to lay off thoroughly excellent writers like