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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

Maybe it was In-N-Out with his congressional interns/staffer girlfriends?

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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

Y huevones!

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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

His donors must be thrilled to be funding separate His-and-Hers legal teams!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It's hard not to!

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Leftflank's avatar

Fuckface probably bought those with campaign funds also too.I predict that this 'couple' goes down hard.

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coozledad's avatar

Just run as a Republican, and the idiots will let you. They love being fleeced. There's almost something sexual about the way they like some con taking their money.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Thou shalt not mix meat and dairy, so sayeth thy Lord!

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goCatgo's avatar

There's shrinkage !

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BadKitty904's avatar

<-- tries to imagine who in their right mind would ask

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BadKitty904's avatar

Down Here, it's Salt, Grease, Flour, and Rum.

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Mac shall's avatar

Deep Sate kinda sneaks up on ya...makes you do things...

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

There certainly are a lot of boobies on our Wonkette today. I approve.

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EdR's avatar

I'm not positive that Hunter is required to wear footies when he doesn't write a check??

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Lynn A Myers's avatar

"i" before "e" except after "c" - grade school spelling lessons stick with us!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Maybe it was a "pets or meat" pet rabbit. Dunkin Vapin wouldn't unhinge his feeder jaws for just any kinda fluffy bunny.

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Axomamma's avatar

He's going to reveal that she forced him to buy the underwear .. for herself.

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