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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

Maybe it was In-N-Out with his congressional interns/staffer girlfriends?

Sick_Pleasure's avatar

His donors must be thrilled to be funding separate His-and-Hers legal teams!

Leftflank's avatar

Fuckface probably bought those with campaign funds also too.I predict that this 'couple' goes down hard.

coozledad's avatar

Just run as a Republican, and the idiots will let you. They love being fleeced. There's almost something sexual about the way they like some con taking their money.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Thou shalt not mix meat and dairy, so sayeth thy Lord!

goCatgo's avatar

There's shrinkage !

BadKitty904's avatar

<-- tries to imagine who in their right mind would ask

BadKitty904's avatar

Down Here, it's Salt, Grease, Flour, and Rum.

Mac shall's avatar

Deep Sate kinda sneaks up on ya...makes you do things...

Carpeperdiem's avatar

There certainly are a lot of boobies on our Wonkette today. I approve.

EdR's avatar

I'm not positive that Hunter is required to wear footies when he doesn't write a check??

Lynn A Myers's avatar

"i" before "e" except after "c" - grade school spelling lessons stick with us!

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Maybe it was a "pets or meat" pet rabbit. Dunkin Vapin wouldn't unhinge his feeder jaws for just any kinda fluffy bunny.

Axomamma's avatar

He's going to reveal that she forced him to buy the underwear .. for herself.