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Maybe it was In-N-Out with his congressional interns/staffer girlfriends?

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Y huevones!

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His donors must be thrilled to be funding separate His-and-Hers legal teams!

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It's hard not to!

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Fuckface probably bought those with campaign funds also too.I predict that this 'couple' goes down hard.

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Just run as a Republican, and the idiots will let you. They love being fleeced. There's almost something sexual about the way they like some con taking their money.

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Thou shalt not mix meat and dairy, so sayeth thy Lord!

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There's shrinkage !

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<-- tries to imagine who in their right mind would ask

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Down Here, it's Salt, Grease, Flour, and Rum.

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Deep Sate kinda sneaks up on ya...makes you do things...

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There certainly are a lot of boobies on our Wonkette today. I approve.

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I'm not positive that Hunter is required to wear footies when he doesn't write a check??

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"i" before "e" except after "c" - grade school spelling lessons stick with us!

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Maybe it was a "pets or meat" pet rabbit. Dunkin Vapin wouldn't unhinge his feeder jaws for just any kinda fluffy bunny.

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He's going to reveal that she forced him to buy the underwear .. for herself.

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