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. . . I'll be in my bunk.

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So, who besides Hunter Duncan or Duncan Hunter is in the Bros' Caucus? Doesn't sound like much good legislation can come from a group that discusses boobs and how black, brown, and female people have their own caucuses so why not us type issues.

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If Mr. and Mrs. Hunter filed taxes jointly, his professed obliviousness to her financial mismanagement shouldn't matter. Their pet bunny might have to get used to bargain-brand salad.

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sadly, i have that same vape pen as ol' dunkey. happily, it leaks all over fucking EVERYTHING so i can amuse myself with the visual of him carrying around a roll of paper towels every time he uses it. btw, WHERE IN THE HELL WAS HE VAPING, in the senate? boy these guys really know how to party huh?

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"Embussen", another word added to the modern lexicon thanks to the Grifter-In-Chief and his minions.

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It's Navy v. Marines shit...

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Semper Fudge

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My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht. My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht. My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht. My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht.

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Not if the investigation is circumscribed.

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He rolled over on his old lady? His time in prison will teach what it means to be a bitch.

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Was that an "Anchorman" reference?

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Vaping?!? I thought that was a crack pipe.

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Not for nothing, but what great grounds for divorce from a wife you clearly hate! Lemons/lemonade -- that's the Republican way.

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I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world and $174,000 a year will still go pretty far at the Long Island City Costco, please and thank you.

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Gross...and yet very well done.

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