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insolenttomato's avatar

. . . I'll be in my bunk.

jhand's avatar

So, who besides Hunter Duncan or Duncan Hunter is in the Bros' Caucus? Doesn't sound like much good legislation can come from a group that discusses boobs and how black, brown, and female people have their own caucuses so why not us type issues.

John's avatar

If Mr. and Mrs. Hunter filed taxes jointly, his professed obliviousness to her financial mismanagement shouldn't matter. Their pet bunny might have to get used to bargain-brand salad.

CocozL's avatar

sadly, i have that same vape pen as ol' dunkey. happily, it leaks all over fucking EVERYTHING so i can amuse myself with the visual of him carrying around a roll of paper towels every time he uses it. btw, WHERE IN THE HELL WAS HE VAPING, in the senate? boy these guys really know how to party huh?

johnnyandroidseed's avatar

"Embussen", another word added to the modern lexicon thanks to the Grifter-In-Chief and his minions.

theCryptofishist's avatar

It's Navy v. Marines shit...

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht. My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht. My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht. My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Not if the investigation is circumscribed.

Argle Bargle's avatar

He rolled over on his old lady? His time in prison will teach what it means to be a bitch.

javadavis's avatar

Was that an "Anchorman" reference?

javadavis's avatar

Vaping?!? I thought that was a crack pipe.

YouInDangerGirl!'s avatar

Not for nothing, but what great grounds for divorce from a wife you clearly hate! Lemons/lemonade -- that's the Republican way.

YouInDangerGirl!'s avatar

I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world and $174,000 a year will still go pretty far at the Long Island City Costco, please and thank you.

RogationDays's avatar

Gross...and yet very well done.