We've been keeping an eye on the Economic Newz, because sometimes you can "tell things" from the business reports that the political scumsacks won't admit until it's already common knowledge ("Unemployment continues to be a challenge," etc.), and so far it looks like investors are all "Meh" on the debt ceiling/American Default stuff because the World Economy and all of America's Rich People have already "decoupled" from the festering diabetes sore that is the U.S. Economy. But, there are other Telling Things on the Bloomberg Terminal. For example: Despite the crashing, crushing national economy, lard merchant Dunkin' Donuts is having a
"After running 17 focus groups [why do other people have all the fun?], they changed the packaging to mint green and purple, introduced new sizes, and altered Zestra’s earthy scent to a more neutral one. "
Earthy scent? How long did they spend picking that one? Makes you wonder what choices were turned down.
"They also repriced the product...Single-use three-packs are available at Wal- Mart from $8 to $9; six-packs are available through Semprae’s site for about $20, along with other price packages." [The Jumbo 55-Gal. Homewrecker?]
"...Oppenheimer analyst Chris Holterhoff in New York, who follows biopharma and specialty pharmaceutical companies...notes that demand for LibiGel could help define the size of the market..."
Indeed! MisterBarry and I don't celebrate "Valentine's Day," but rather "Ice Cream Day."* Way more fun in the sex and chocolate department.
*Note, Ice Cream Day need not be limited to February 14, and preferably is not.
You mean jamming my whole hand in there (relax, I trim my nails) and rummaging around like I'm rooting through the cookie jar DOESN'T do anything?
If'n I have to carry the image of Bob Dole talking about erectile dysfuction until I go senile, the whole fucking world should have to watch advertisements for female arousal cream sold at Wal-mart.
I don't know how it is that I never cease to be amazed by the fucking idiocy. You'd think there'd be a numbing effect...possibly like the opposite of the horny-cream for those whose partners use sandpaper, except for the brain..
blair tricked me with that one before. not doing it. not again. up half the night with nightmares of flesh oozing out of lycra printed with flags.
Remember the movie "Joe?"
"What about foreplay?" the young lady asked.
Joe: "I don't need no foreplay."
RR is cute - too bad she's wearing that halal scarf.
From the Bloomberg article:
"After running 17 focus groups [why do other people have all the fun?], they changed the packaging to mint green and purple, introduced new sizes, and altered Zestra’s earthy scent to a more neutral one. "
Earthy scent? How long did they spend picking that one? Makes you wonder what choices were turned down.
"They also repriced the product...Single-use three-packs are available at Wal- Mart from $8 to $9; six-packs are available through Semprae’s site for about $20, along with other price packages." [The Jumbo 55-Gal. Homewrecker?]
"...Oppenheimer analyst Chris Holterhoff in New York, who follows biopharma and specialty pharmaceutical companies...notes that demand for LibiGel could help define the size of the market..."
I can already tell him the size of the market.
[These jokes just write themselves!]
Bwahahaha!!!
Or at least they'll lick the icing off.
yup. i knew this was going to be epic wonkette thread.
Here I was, thinking Wonkette Jr was just revealing a little too much of his/her private life.
Indeed! MisterBarry and I don't celebrate "Valentine's Day," but rather "Ice Cream Day."* Way more fun in the sex and chocolate department.
*Note, Ice Cream Day need not be limited to February 14, and preferably is not.
You mean jamming my whole hand in there (relax, I trim my nails) and rummaging around like I'm rooting through the cookie jar DOESN'T do anything?
Well, you need SOMETHING to get a decent grip, that clitosaurus thing is slippery!
Once again, the grease/sugar/caffeine portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
If'n I have to carry the image of Bob Dole talking about erectile dysfuction until I go senile, the whole fucking world should have to watch advertisements for female arousal cream sold at Wal-mart.
Once again, I wish I'd saved the link somebody posted to the Xtian fisting site.
I don't know how it is that I never cease to be amazed by the fucking idiocy. You'd think there'd be a numbing effect...possibly like the opposite of the horny-cream for those whose partners use sandpaper, except for the brain..
Every Munchkin is a precious gift from doG, even the products of donut rape.