Wish you had included a shot from the beginning, when Biden launched into his speech without the customary introduction by the Speaker. Johnson’s expression was “Mommy, I was told I could speak in front of the grownups “. Priceless!
Johnson remained mostly in his pants, despite Boebert's driveby with a friend and a vicious penalty kick from Madge Taint Grün that overloaded his boner app.
> And yet weirdly, Johnson still doesn’t suck as badly as his predecessor, Kevin McCarthy.
That's an interesting topic of discussion! On the one hand, if McCarthy hadn't gone to Mar-a-Lago and given TFG a tongue-bath -- and thus given rank-and-file GOP Congresspeople permission to re-fly their MAGA flags -- TFG might have lost his support in Congress. On the other hand, Johnson was one of the architects of the lawyerly efforts to pull off the coup.
> Biden promised to restore reproductive freedom to America’s tiny, minuscule, hardly-that-important female population
From several years ago, Chris Hardwick on Women's History Month: "Why not dedicate one-twelveth of the year to celebrating one-half of the population? That math checks out; trust me, I'm a man."
I'd be amazed if he even COULD poop, given where that poker is rammed.
Ta, Gary. Biden gave a great speech. Mikey No Likey looked like a toddler who needs to pee. Now.
Wish you had included a shot from the beginning, when Biden launched into his speech without the customary introduction by the Speaker. Johnson’s expression was “Mommy, I was told I could speak in front of the grownups “. Priceless!
I think he was getting notifications from his kid, over Johnson-Link ™.
Johnson remained mostly in his seat to maintain the illusion that he is tall.
Johnson remained mostly in his pants, despite Boebert's driveby with a friend and a vicious penalty kick from Madge Taint Grün that overloaded his boner app.
Rumor has it that Clarence Thomas is always photographed seated because he's embarrassed by how short he is.
That amuses me.
Finally, there is no example of Mike Johnson's o-face, because Mike Johnson has never had one.
Even his wet dreams are dry.
He's musing. If you fart during SOTU and no one smells it is actually smelly?
Yes, Skippy, it is smelly.
> And yet weirdly, Johnson still doesn’t suck as badly as his predecessor, Kevin McCarthy.
That's an interesting topic of discussion! On the one hand, if McCarthy hadn't gone to Mar-a-Lago and given TFG a tongue-bath -- and thus given rank-and-file GOP Congresspeople permission to re-fly their MAGA flags -- TFG might have lost his support in Congress. On the other hand, Johnson was one of the architects of the lawyerly efforts to pull off the coup.
> Biden promised to restore reproductive freedom to America’s tiny, minuscule, hardly-that-important female population
From several years ago, Chris Hardwick on Women's History Month: "Why not dedicate one-twelveth of the year to celebrating one-half of the population? That math checks out; trust me, I'm a man."
Resting pussy-ass-bitch face.
This is nonsense!! All these pics of the SOTH are the same. That's the face you make when you fart and then aren't quite sure.
unsuccessfully choking off farts after a plate of refritos, sauerkraut, & hard boiled eggs 🥚 🥚 …
It will be interesting next year to see how Speaker George Santos responds to President Biden's next SOTU.
I imagine Speaker Jeffries will warmly welcome him to the dais.
Someone here last night said Mike looked like he had swallowed a frog at one point.
A fairly large one, I take it.
The kind that don't take no shit from no one.
I liked the bit where Biden (who is A Old) eviscerated Marge.
The best comment I saw was, "She handed him the pin and kept the hand grenade."
His donut pillow wasn't up to the task last night.
He has a hard time hiring good donut pillows. The good ones refuse to work for his ass. This is understandable.
Doesn't he pay his bills either?
Oh, that's right. He doesn't have a bank account, because those are the work of the devil.
That’s “Mikey” (the little shitass)…