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Each Candidate To Declare Self Winner Tomorrow

Ooh, won't tomorrow be fun! Obama, of course, is going to half-declare himself the winner, as his campaign predicts it will have the majority of pledged delegates following Kentucky and Oregon's primaries. He'll be spending the night in Iowa, where he started his Quest. (Circle of Life and all that). Obama is not very smart however, and he -- like the DNC -- considers the winning number of delegates to be 2,025; Hillary's team has made up a new number, 2,209, that includes Michigan and Florida. And guess what she's doing tomorrow? Declaring a popular vote lead. So tomorrow we will have two declared winners, and no souls, and an Iraq War. [ AFP , NYT ]