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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Encases a brain? I mean, he can walk and breathe so he must have a functioning brain, at least at some level.

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fuflans's avatar

hahahaha you guys are fighting over white stripes and black keyes.

me, i just bought some more ru paul.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes. He agrees with his mother that marital rape should be legal. Doesn't he look like the kind that would?

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fuflans's avatar

yeah you should listen (tho you are most assuredly not a loser). they are my go-to workout band.

well, for this week. then something new and shiny will appear and my shallowness will kick in.

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fuflans's avatar

that guys gonna be a serial killer soon.

i know it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Roger is not the son that causes Phyllis to appear on that page.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Her brood is six strong.<br /><br />Her husband was a sick, sick man, it seems.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Which form would one use to apply to the INS for a Fuck Buddy Visa?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Actually, Roger has one; he's not stupid just fucking evil. He graduated <em>summa cum laude</em> in electrical engineering from Princeton and has a PhD in math from Berkley.

Which makes it all the more incomprehensible that he self-published a book entitled <em>How Einstein Ruined Physics</em>.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I read that on the internet (just now), so it's ripe for dissemination. Thanks!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Perhaps the Eye Socket of Negotiable Affection?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I hope to god that the few braincells still functioning in this great country of ours will see that the words are not matching the actions.

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chascates's avatar

He looks kind of familiar. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I confused. Is that a picture of Schafly's son, or the picture of a rapist? Cuz, whoever it is looks kind of rapey.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Of course. You forget your place. If any organization is knowledgeable about policy that favors liars and whiners, it's the Eagle Forum.

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