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I know Toronto does...

Edit: from... second hand... sources... *shifty eyes*

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Wow -- Fat Bastard has lost a lot of weight.

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That's WAY too hot to be Ann Coulter...

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You could argue that people who plan a convention in Tampa in late August deserve to have it cancelled. Having lived in Florida for two years, I can say that late August is the best time to leave.

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Google Image search string, pleeze...to make sure I never enter it inadvertently.

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Pretty corny comment there.

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They'll never admit that Obama's god is more powerful than theirs. Mittens will be nominated as their candidate, even he has to enter the convention center in a boat.

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The only joke I ever read in both "Boy's Life" and "Playboy:"

Buccaneer: Pricy corn.

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Oh, shit! BAYPOP Boy makes me feel....dirty. I'm not even Republican.

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The Tampa/St. Pete area is well known as the former haunt of the pirate Jose Gaspar (AKA, Gasparilla). Each year there is a Pirate Festival, etc. This is probably where the football team got his name. Although, technically, Capt. Gaspar would have been a pirate and not a buccaneer.

There is, however, no historical evidence he actually existed. He appears to be a business promotion creation - hardly the first or the last in Florida, of course. William Jennings Brian spent his final days standing on a raft in a small pool in Coral Gables, peddling real estate.

The mythical Jose Gaspar is a perfect metaphor for today's GNoP.

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It's probably 100% polyester and would give you a very nasty rugburn.

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I hope Rebecca is doing everything she can to get there as soon as possible so she doesn't miss even one of today's many exciting RNC events, all of which have been cancelled...including the storm.

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Shouldn't the self-proclaimed "Lap Dance Capital of the World" have more than 9 nude and 17 exotic dance clubs? Pretty sure Pittsburgh has more than that.

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"Nobody's going to watch this anyways, let's get in a full day of debauchery instead!"

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Anybody know the address of Craig's List?

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Top Pic: thank goodness Newt has found work. Middle Pic: Get into my belly!

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