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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

The Freedom Agenda marches on!!!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

LCM: I must agree you've got an excellent point.

Would "one-time" be better?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<blockquote>and then punch his teeth down his throat </blockquote>

Use your penis: you'll get a returning customer <i>and</i> a good chance to contract that STD at the same time!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess you aren't counting how often they are reusing failed ideas from the past?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Not to mention only useful once -

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TundraGrifter's avatar

It wasn't enough they had to bring back this plastic crap just to show the world they're back in charge.

They had to lie about it and claim the biodegradable forks didn't work. Well, here in Northern California we've had them for years and they are very strong and function quite well.

Of course, we know how to use them...

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fuflans's avatar

on the plus side: massey mine indictments today.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Of all the stupid things to do to reduce costs, if it does, this has got to be in the top ten. There is no insulation from my hate.

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chascates's avatar

Next we'll return to using CFCs and halon. We'll show the Earth who's boss!!!

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PsycWench's avatar

From my brief experience in my 20's, cocaine is a lot like budget cutting...the idea sounds great but reality is both numbing yet anxiety-provoking.

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PsycWench's avatar

Who says they haven't?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"The Itchy and Scratchy Reality Show".

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Tell him that, when it comes out the other end, it will probably be just the same as when it went in.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Polystyrene cups are the perfect metaphor for the Repubicans: White, lightweight and bad for the environment.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

And the new special of the day is Condor Pizza.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I visited the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch" target="_blank">The Great Pacific Garbage Patch</a> and all I got was this hard to diagnose rash.

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