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The Freedom Agenda marches on!!!

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LCM: I must agree you've got an excellent point.

Would "one-time" be better?

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<blockquote>and then punch his teeth down his throat </blockquote>

Use your penis: you'll get a returning customer <i>and</i> a good chance to contract that STD at the same time!

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I guess you aren't counting how often they are reusing failed ideas from the past?

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Not to mention only useful once -

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It wasn't enough they had to bring back this plastic crap just to show the world they're back in charge.

They had to lie about it and claim the biodegradable forks didn't work. Well, here in Northern California we've had them for years and they are very strong and function quite well.

Of course, we know how to use them...

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on the plus side: massey mine indictments today.

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Of all the stupid things to do to reduce costs, if it does, this has got to be in the top ten. There is no insulation from my hate.

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Next we'll return to using CFCs and halon. We'll show the Earth who's boss!!!

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From my brief experience in my 20's, cocaine is a lot like budget cutting...the idea sounds great but reality is both numbing yet anxiety-provoking.

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Who says they haven't?

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"The Itchy and Scratchy Reality Show".

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Tell him that, when it comes out the other end, it will probably be just the same as when it went in.

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Polystyrene cups are the perfect metaphor for the Repubicans: White, lightweight and bad for the environment.

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And the new special of the day is Condor Pizza.

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I visited the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch" target="_blank">The Great Pacific Garbage Patch</a> and all I got was this hard to diagnose rash.

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