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Semiotically, of course.

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St. Nick was decapitated? Talk about your War on Christmas.

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I didn't even know you could eat hickory nuts.

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This phenomenon is not limited to saints. History is written by the rich and powerful because the poor are busy trying to stay alive.

That said, <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/eat-herring-sandwich-honor-saint-joan-arc\/" target="_blank">Joan of Arc</a> born to peasant farmers, as was <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/561631\/celebrate-st-vincent-de-paul-with-some-charity-and-his-favorite-cocktail" target="_blank">Vincent de Paul</a>.

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i think a better drinking game is just to buy a shitload of blue diamond wasabi soi and crack open the cheapest red wine that works for you and then you are in a drinking game.

and then you sometimes remember 2008 and 2012.

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Back in high school I used to eat a lot of stuff containing figs, but that was because I couldn't get any dates.

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