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whatwhomever's avatar

Be careful when you eat Kraken. Oftentimes when they tell you it’s Kraken it’s actually pig anus.

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Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

Who's going to eat Rudy? He's self-basting, you know.

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Grimscribe's avatar

For the last time: he was tucking his shirt in!

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

https://joannenova.com.au/2...

"Kraken is a crack military intelligence team

In another part of the interview McInerney explains that “Kraken” means the 305th Military Intelligence Battalion who have been helping The President. He identifies China, Russia and Iran as being involved in manipulating votes."

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Or.G's avatar

Only the BEST people.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

truly truly Donald J. Trump is our world's version of Bizzaro. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Uhh, washing my back hair

Pass

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wavicles's avatar

"...impose their gun tax and wipe out Donald Trumps legacy."Ayup, this is truthy.

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wavicles's avatar

I'm allergic to Kraken but not to pig.True story.

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stormyseaward's avatar

It was already tucked.

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stormyseaward's avatar

I’m sorry, but I thought the Kraken was a cheap rum that gave you a really bad hangover.

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stormyseaward's avatar

I also thought that guy was a Trump impersonator. He’s an actual lawyer??

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Zannah Merrill's avatar

Turns out lawyers can lose their damn minds too. (The coke/speed doesn't help.)

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xilef regnu's avatar

How many S&H green stamps would buy "Trump's legacy"?

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Mark's avatar

Basically the plot of Better Call Saul

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Tuxedocat's avatar

It turns out that unit has not been posted overseas since World War 2, has no connection to McInerney, the raid in Germany never happened and the five alleged fatalities were from a helicopter crash in Egypt.

https://www.military.com/da...

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