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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

You made a recipe with...eggs?

What's going on around here? Hasn't anyone told you how expensive eggs are these days? Last I checked people were rioting in the streets over eggs. Eggs are delivered to supermarkets in armored trucks escorted by squads of armed mercenaries from South Africa. This nation is on the brink of an egg war with both Canada and Mexico because of the Egg Shortage that began when Joe Biden raised the price for a dozen eggs to $37.49 by Executive Order on January 21, 2020

Over in Europe they are LAUGHING AT US because people are shot dead over eggs every day. Black market eggs are being exchanged for sex slaves! The once mildly wealthy egg cartels in Scandinavia, who trembled with fear when Trump was President, now have massive fleets of Russian surplus submarines bringing illicit eggs into America and taking our sex slaves back to Denmark and Norway.

And here you are cooking with eggs and laughing at the rest of us who can't even afford to rub two discarded egg shells together!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

𝐀 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐌𝐫𝐬. 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐰𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐝

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑀𝑟𝑠. 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒.

The war on “wokeness” has crept down the chimney and into the season of wonder and light, with right-wingers causing a spat over a British Christmas commercial that portrays Mrs. Claus as an elegant Black woman who runs the roost as her husband rests with his feet up by the fire.

In case you haven’t seen this ad for the company Boots, a massive health and beauty retailer known for extravagantly produced Christmas ads, let me explain. This year’s commercial, called “Making Magic,” takes the viewers inside Santa’s workshop, with a quick pit stop in Santa’s home chalet. Mrs. Claus, portrayed by Adjoa Andoh, known for her role as Lady Danbury in the Netflix romance series “Bridgerton,” stomps through the door to see her husband snoozing in his red suit.

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/boots-uk-black-mrs-claus-ad-rcna182097

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