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SullivanSt's avatar

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Wait, the *Army* was "too focused on killing"?

Get the hell outta town! I thought it was just a bunch of marching and digging trenches.

SullivanSt's avatar

Attitude <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=pNeNTMmltyc" target="_blank">is everything</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Don't take me back to Constantinople No you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Good Lord those people are idiots

SullivanSt's avatar

I assumed he just emailed the ppts to his gmail and printed from home, which they also missed, despite reading everyone's gmails.

bobbert's avatar

Moley, moley, moley!!!!!1!!

bobbert's avatar

You can be salaried and get OT, but at six figures he's almost certainly exempt.

Lot_49's avatar

Better fly back. The trains aren't what they used to be. Although TSA would be totally fooled by a hardback book/gun.

Shypixel's avatar

My god... the next post actually DOESN'T allow comments!

The NSA has gotten to us!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That explains the sore ass

SullivanSt's avatar

Alex loves diaereses.

Shypixel's avatar

No. What do you mean?

/innocence

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He'll end up in some remote, underground cell dancing to repeated taser strikes

Bezoar's avatar

OMG, now they know why I'm going to the grocery store.