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That's nobody's business but the Turks.

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Wait, the *Army* was "too focused on killing"?

Get the hell outta town! I thought it was just a bunch of marching and digging trenches.

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No, no I would not.

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Attitude <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=pNeNTMmltyc" target="_blank">is everything</a>.

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Don't take me back to Constantinople No you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople

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Good Lord those people are idiots

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I assumed he just emailed the ppts to his gmail and printed from home, which they also missed, despite reading everyone's gmails.

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Moley, moley, moley!!!!!1!!

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You can be salaried and get OT, but at six figures he's almost certainly exempt.

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Better fly back. The trains aren't what they used to be. Although TSA would be totally fooled by a hardback book/gun.

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My god... the next post actually DOESN'T allow comments!

The NSA has gotten to us!

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That explains the sore ass

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Alex loves diaereses.

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No. What do you mean?

/innocence

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He'll end up in some remote, underground cell dancing to repeated taser strikes

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OMG, now they know why I'm going to the grocery store.

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