You know what the difference is between America's elite, the 1 percenters and the fast-rising politicians, and slobs like you? Planning. Like, you, for instance, have no plans for the day, and are trying to relieve the ennui by reading a blog about dick jokes and politics, and maybe later you'll try masturbating or something, and then after that you'll probably cry spontaneously, in public, which will be embarrassing, because you didn't
Less than 8 months left of Lieberdouche's Senate career. Huzzah! Hopefully he'll be considerably more anonymous in his afterlife than Chris Dodd.
If he couldn't stay out of fuck-trouble under the scrutiny of a Presidential campaign, the scrutiny of the Vice Presidency would be no match for his fucklust.
Or Pebbles Wadsworth. Earlier in my life, I had a brief period of affection for two sisters who were strippers with the stage names of "Brandi" and "Thumper."
i forgot about that.
gross.
Less than 8 months left of Lieberdouche's Senate career. Huzzah! Hopefully he'll be considerably more anonymous in his afterlife than Chris Dodd.
Sounds like someone practices <em>The Stranger</em>
At least Clarence paid attention to Proverbs 17:28. No way Edwards would have the decency to keep his smarmy-ass oh-so-punchable mouth shut.
Plus falling on a grenade doesn&#039;t involve slaughtering dozens of brown people so could never earn the respect of Tony Perkins.
&quot;Brrpbrrpbrrpbrrrpbrrrp&quot;
You have a point: <em>bad</em> planning is still planning.
If he couldn&#039;t stay out of fuck-trouble under the scrutiny of a Presidential campaign, the scrutiny of the Vice Presidency would be no match for his fucklust.
Charles Lincoln III thought so too, until he realized some sluts are just <em>toooooooo</em> crazy.
What&#039;s Joe Biden doing right now?
Also, didn&#039;t the last VP spend pretty much all of his 8 years in an undisclosed location?
Or Pebbles Wadsworth. Earlier in my life, I had a brief period of affection for two sisters who were strippers with the stage names of &quot;Brandi&quot; and &quot;Thumper.&quot;
John has reached to levels of douchiness that Representative Joe Walsh has never even contemplated.
Apparently she should&#039;ve sent Johnny-boy a copy.
Can you sue yourself for a self-inflicted GSW to the foot?
Bullet so totally dodged there. Holy shit what a man-whore.