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PsycWench's avatar

Is "Mafia Wars" considered one name or two?

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fuflans's avatar

i hope they are shredding everyone.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Today (Monday - Feb. 21st) I got a very polite email from Mrs. Mubarak, former first lady of Egypt, asking for my help hiding some of the billions her husband stole from the good citizens of that now-free nation.

I'm going to help her because it's just the right thing to do (and NOT because she promised me 40% off the top!).

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schmannity's avatar

Maybe some day she can hook up with our son: Call of Duty, Black Ops.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He had another kid he was going to call Myspace, but it was a miscarriage.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I was always shocked he actually named his daughter Moon Unit.

Everyone knows that's a BOY'S name!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If the Native Americans had won the Indian Wars, you think there'd be kids named Smoke Signal?

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chascates's avatar

John Cry Me A River Boehner, Jr. Glenn I Hate Caliphates Beck III Moosefart Media Whore Palin

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Wonkette Louise Bleindmeis thinks this is funny.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

That's her sister, Filistea Bleindmeis Filstein.

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