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Is "Mafia Wars" considered one name or two?

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i hope they are shredding everyone.

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Today (Monday - Feb. 21st) I got a very polite email from Mrs. Mubarak, former first lady of Egypt, asking for my help hiding some of the billions her husband stole from the good citizens of that now-free nation.

I'm going to help her because it's just the right thing to do (and NOT because she promised me 40% off the top!).

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Maybe some day she can hook up with our son: Call of Duty, Black Ops.

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He had another kid he was going to call Myspace, but it was a miscarriage.

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I was always shocked he actually named his daughter Moon Unit.

Everyone knows that's a BOY'S name!

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If the Native Americans had won the Indian Wars, you think there'd be kids named Smoke Signal?

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John Cry Me A River Boehner, Jr. Glenn I Hate Caliphates Beck III Moosefart Media Whore Palin

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Wonkette Louise Bleindmeis thinks this is funny.

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That's her sister, Filistea Bleindmeis Filstein.

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