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Elderly Maverick 'Walnuts' McCain Won't Go Away

He is very old and lies about everything. His dream is to bomb every nation all the time, forever. He is John McCain, who should've been beaten again in South Carolina, like always. Instead, he's the winner. Huckabee is conceding right now. Huckabee notes something that is both true and weird: For all of McCain's incredible faults, he seems to run fairly clean campaigns. So, let's give the 30-year veteran of Capitol Hill tonight's "Maverick-Reformer All Over Again" award. That's two for McCain. [ AP/The State ]