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Parody: yes.

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Bit late on the reply, but you might click on his FB link to Ultra Flesh, right next to "Christian Hymn".

If he isn't trolling, this is the canonical Poe.

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Assholes.

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That is where I first heard of her. Then I wept a little and came here to post

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Bat shit is inedible no matter how you cook it. Also it can give you rabies.

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EXACTLY !!! Argle bargle flailing around senselessly!!! Something, something Jeebus died for our luncheon meats ! Flag waving, poo flinging, more argling and bargling!!! Gosh, this is actually kind of exhausting. I guess I need to work out building up my Faith and stuff.

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This! Let's get back to the days when the only difference between a Dem & a Repug was how fast their knees hit the carpet when big business comes calling.

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Maybe PBS could produce a kiddie video that would help educate the GOP base. The could call it <i>Dysfunction Junction. </i>

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I am a negative Nelly lately. Texas (naturally) district 32 has a True Believer named Katrina Pierson now running for Pete Sessions' seat. Apparently he not vocal enough about destroying the country or batshit enough for the "people of district 32".

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I'd settle for the dancing horses.

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Common Sense is too non-partisan and elitist

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"Bring back the Gilded Age"?

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According to Cheney: "Reagan proved that deficits don't matter."

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<i>Magical moderates springing up everywhere. </i>

If you leave Astroturf out in the sunlight long enough, pretty soon some actual grass (the kind with roots) starts growing up right through it.

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She is on Tom Ashbrook's On Point right now spouting Teabaggery.

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