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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Luigi, is that you?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Gimme back my Whig, honey let your head go bald! -- Hounddog Taylor

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Dylan Black's avatar

Yes, "In the Pale Moonlight" is by FAR the best episode of that show. Its really not even close.

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bobbert's avatar

For some reason, I'm seeing "Heshy" with <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/515612\/wonkette-buys-man" target="_blank">a pat of butter on his head</a>.

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lljktechnogeek's avatar

Frankly, I'm more concerned about the legal implications of a joined Trill being elected president. Would the term limits apply to the symbiont, or merely the host?

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Jared James's avatar

No pats on the back and high-fives will be due until an Andorian holds office.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think you guys are giving it about 10,000 times more thought than the screenwriters ever did.

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artem1s's avatar

no, no, that's VOGON

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Jared James's avatar

Now that is a serious ticket! Anybody gives the President some lip, she can have the VP turn into a dragon and devour them.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Today IS a good day for public comment on new parking ordinances!

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Mahousu's avatar

Hey, nowadays a DoS attack is just a way of saying "hi."

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>We can’t say with any certainty that Hertzler is the </i>first<i> Klingon elected to office in the USA, but he is definitely the highest-ranking.</i>

Poor Dick Cheney. Only out of office a few years, and already people are forgetting him.

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Dylan Black's avatar

They didn't actually liberate the entire prison moon/asteroid, to be clear. Just Worf, Garak, Martok and Bashir, I think everyone else died in the escape attempt?

I just refer to those episodes as FUCK YEAH WORF, because it is further reinforcement that the 1v1 fighting hierarchy in the Trek Universe goes:

1) Data 2) Worf 3) The rest of the galaxy.

Which is both the best and the worst thing about Worf.

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Dylan Black's avatar

Its funny because the guy who created BSG also created DS9, and yes, in the course of any random comment on this post the author gave it 10,000 times more thought than he gave to most of DS9 or BSG.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

The house of Martok is indeed powerful.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

And an elected official, I believe Hertzler is now entitled to smite his foes with a bat'leth. I hope he starts with the frackin' frackers.

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