"Election" Day Slowness

There have been complaints that we're not posting enough lately, especially seeing as how it's "Election Day." Ha-ha. "Election Day." You almost had us fooled! New Jersey is "electing" a governor? Is it even a state? Oh, and, sure: "Kaine" versus "Kilgore." Those aren't even real names. And in Texas, we're supposed to believe that an anti-gay marriage bill will pass because it's backed by theKu Klux Klan. Riiiiiight.

Oh, shit.

 Texas Gay Marriage Ban May Pass With Support of Minorities, KKK [Bloomberg]