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102415's avatar

Wait up there, I'm sure if that was the case someone would have mentioned it by now.

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102415's avatar

Has anyone asked her to point to Libya on a map? Never mind.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

There's a debt clock, right, As well as that nuclear war clock.

The N-clock is at 12:59.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

THUD LIBEL !

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SullivanSt's avatar

Not when the actual <em>writing</em> part of the writing is done by someone else.

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SullivanSt's avatar

"What?"

-- Sarah Palin

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SullivanSt's avatar

You're right, it was a whole shlemiel vs. schlimazel thing <a href="http:\/\/davidlavery.net\/Seinfeld\/Essays\/Johnson.htm" target="_blank">about Seinfeld</a>, not the other way round.

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bobbert's avatar

My high school's poster children. Well, them and Bill ("Four Stripes") Rehnquist.

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bobbert's avatar

Geoduck!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Perfect for Halloween! Ghosts wrote it!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Remember, she has all of those different college educations, which is why she is so super-smart.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, and yes, and no Sarah Palin doesn't give a shit.

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SullivanSt's avatar

That is not legitimate.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Wasn't there a whole Seinfeld thing about schlemiel vs. schlimazel?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Also wrong: faith-based science.

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Shypixel's avatar

Everything because tits.

I thought everybody knew that.

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