We are not sure what is ickier: Eliot Spitzer and his girlfriend Lis Smith doing sexxytime in a hot tub in Jamaica, or the New York Post's description of same: Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend -- kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post.
I'm still in mourning for New York Attorney General Spitzer, the guy who prosecuted the fuck out of Wall Street - pretty much the only guy who ever has. (Can you say "Enron," kids?)
Still, kudos to the Post for working in some kind of connection to di Blasio. I wonder who they think their readership voted for.
True Story Time! Some guy was walking around the Malled of America asking women if he could suck their toes. My wife was approached by him and turned down his digit licking offer. He was later taken away to where ever toe suckers are taken.
2L:
Per toe?
2L:
I'm sure you are too young to remember Michael Franks' "Popsicle Toes."
Happy New Year!
Say what you will, it's still the most fappable post this morning.
I'm still in mourning for New York Attorney General Spitzer, the guy who prosecuted the fuck out of Wall Street - pretty much the only guy who ever has. (Can you say "Enron," kids?)
Still, kudos to the Post for working in some kind of connection to di Blasio. I wonder who they think their readership voted for.
This is the sad reality of being an Old guy.
True Story Time! Some guy was walking around the Malled of America asking women if he could suck their toes. My wife was approached by him and turned down his digit licking offer. He was later taken away to where ever toe suckers are taken.
Home movie night at the Spitzer’s must be interesting.
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Me too; clean ones, at any rate.
I thought that only applied in Utah?
Going wee wee wee is an entirely different fetish.
Alt caption: <i>Santorum was right!</i>
Youtube video or GTFO.
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It wasn&#039;t his toe.
Regular or camel?
Steamy Love Cauldron was one of the best of the folk punk bands.