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TundraGrifter's avatar

2L:

I'm sure you are too young to remember Michael Franks' "Popsicle Toes."

Happy New Year!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Say what you will, it's still the most fappable post this morning.

malsperanza's avatar

I'm still in mourning for New York Attorney General Spitzer, the guy who prosecuted the fuck out of Wall Street - pretty much the only guy who ever has. (Can you say "Enron," kids?)

Still, kudos to the Post for working in some kind of connection to di Blasio. I wonder who they think their readership voted for.

Lot_49's avatar

This is the sad reality of being an Old guy.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

True Story Time! Some guy was walking around the Malled of America asking women if he could suck their toes. My wife was approached by him and turned down his digit licking offer. He was later taken away to where ever toe suckers are taken.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Home movie night at the Spitzer’s must be interesting.

The Quirk's avatar

Me too; clean ones, at any rate.

The Quirk's avatar

I thought that only applied in Utah?

The Quirk's avatar

Going wee wee wee is an entirely different fetish.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Alt caption: <i>Santorum was right!</i>

Incoming Ham's avatar

Youtube video or GTFO.

Painter of Goats's avatar

“These assertions are totally untrue.”

It wasn't his toe.

chascates's avatar

Steamy Love Cauldron was one of the best of the folk punk bands.