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Okay, alt-text. <a href="http:\/\/s14.postimg.org\/ctnq7e5gx\/Spitzer_Frown_upside_down.jpg" target="_blank">You asked for it, and THERE IS NO SAFE WORD.</a>

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A Fray is just a two-door Snit. People are always leaving in a Snit.

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BzB:

I have two words for you: "Hotrod." [The Movie.]

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Or "OhGodOhGodOhGodOHGOD!"

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My safe word is "ohgawd,ohgawd,ohgawd".

I might be doing it wrong.

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This script needs a little punching up.

How about a refrigerator scene?

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<i>My clothes came off in the fray.</i> Hooker, please. The Velcro worked as expected.

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<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thomas_Hooker" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Hooker">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... Coincidently, Willimantic CT had a Hotel Hooker on Main St that in the '70s and '80s was home to distinctly unpuritan activities. As a kid, I thought this was incredibly funny.

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<i>"My clothes came off in the fray..."</i>

I've never been in a fray. If clothes come off, it sounds like fun.

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There used to be a place right near the Port Authority bus station in NYC called the Terminal Hotel.

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Found this very easy to fap to, till one of you screamed my safe word. :(

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For many years in San Francisco, across from the South of the Slot bus station was "Terminal Drugs."

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Withskey! WITHSKEY!

[Why yes, I have used this joke before. Why do you ask? It's still funny as Hell.]

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"Which brings me to terminal--another unfortunate word to be used in association with air travel. And they use it all over the airport, don't they? Somehow I just can't get hungry at a place called the Terminal Snack bar. But, if you've ever eaten there, you know it IS an appropriate name." ~ George Carlin

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