The New York Post sure does have a hard-on for Eliot Spitzer lately, which is funny because he does not actually hold any elected position, but that is not stopping them from calling for New York Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio to fire some chick for being porked by Spitzer, consensually, and without (presumably) an exchange involving cash, which we did not even cover because it was
Okay, alt-text. <a href="http:\/\/s14.postimg.org\/ctnq7e5gx\/Spitzer_Frown_upside_down.jpg" target="_blank">You asked for it, and THERE IS NO SAFE WORD.</a>
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thomas_Hooker" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Hooker">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... Coincidently, Willimantic CT had a Hotel Hooker on Main St that in the &#039;70s and &#039;80s was home to distinctly unpuritan activities. As a kid, I thought this was incredibly funny.
&quot;Which brings me to terminal--another unfortunate word to be used in association with air travel. And they use it all over the airport, don&#039;t they? Somehow I just can&#039;t get hungry at a place called the Terminal Snack bar. But, if you&#039;ve ever eaten there, you know it IS an appropriate name.&quot; ~ George Carlin
Okay, alt-text. <a href="http:\/\/s14.postimg.org\/ctnq7e5gx\/Spitzer_Frown_upside_down.jpg" target="_blank">You asked for it, and THERE IS NO SAFE WORD.</a>
A Fray is just a two-door Snit. People are always leaving in a Snit.
BzB:
I have two words for you: &quot;Hotrod.&quot; [The Movie.]
Or &quot;OhGodOhGodOhGodOHGOD!&quot;
&quot;Coulter&quot; is vastly more effective.
Their target demographic is not aware, period.
My safe word is &quot;ohgawd,ohgawd,ohgawd&quot;.
I might be doing it wrong.
This script needs a little punching up.
How about a refrigerator scene?
<i>My clothes came off in the fray.</i> Hooker, please. The Velcro worked as expected.
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thomas_Hooker" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Hooker">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... Coincidently, Willimantic CT had a Hotel Hooker on Main St that in the &#039;70s and &#039;80s was home to distinctly unpuritan activities. As a kid, I thought this was incredibly funny.
<i>&quot;My clothes came off in the fray...&quot;</i>
I&#039;ve never been in a fray. If clothes come off, it sounds like fun.
There used to be a place right near the Port Authority bus station in NYC called the Terminal Hotel.
Found this very easy to fap to, till one of you screamed my safe word. :(
For many years in San Francisco, across from the South of the Slot bus station was &quot;Terminal Drugs.&quot;
Withskey! WITHSKEY!
[Why yes, I have used this joke before. Why do you ask? It&#039;s still funny as Hell.]
&quot;Which brings me to terminal--another unfortunate word to be used in association with air travel. And they use it all over the airport, don&#039;t they? Somehow I just can&#039;t get hungry at a place called the Terminal Snack bar. But, if you&#039;ve ever eaten there, you know it IS an appropriate name.&quot; ~ George Carlin