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Nancy DeJovin's avatar

She f’d around …. and found out 😲

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Pam Johnson's avatar

Schadenfreude, served with a cherry on top!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i feel like angry yoga should be a thing - sounds much better than the other kind!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Fur Elise: This could not have happened to a more deserving person. I hope you 'enjoy' every visit back to your district to commune with your constituents, from now until the end of time. Just imagine their new appreciation for your contributions to this regime!

Have fun upstate!

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Old Pal's avatar

I read this yesterday. It was so good I had to come back today and read it again.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Poor, poor Elise. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Stefanik narrowly won her seat; we think we can take it back.

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Allaboutevie's avatar

This is why I have a subscription!! Hilarious and probably true.

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Marla's avatar

This. A thousand times this.

I’ve been posting this, well, this sentiment, because I can’t write nearly this well, on every forum I can.

If this cow had even a shred of self-respect left, she would resign her seat and head off into the private sector while she still has some name recognition.

Stefanik has said goodbye to her staff, packed up her office. Her leadership position has been bestowed upon someone else and SHE ain’t giving that up. Where does she go from here?

Bright lights, big city; here she comes.

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Lady Tavestock's avatar

Let's see, who will trump nominate now that Elise had to step down? Maria Bartiromo? Megyn Kelly? Ann Coulter?

Let's face it, seeing any of those women in that position will kill Elise. 😂🤣😂🤣

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codewalker's avatar

UN ambassador gets to live free in a $16 million (2015 price) penthouse. Today’s value probably $25 million.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Kudos, Gary.

It was like Elise Stefanik was talking directly to me.

Me! Of all people!

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Dina's avatar

Gary's a regular chameleon!

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gedjcj's avatar

I was last in Denmark in 1978 and I still haven't gotten over the smørrebrød.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

She really should just do the honorable thing.

No, I mean she should just resign.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Sometimes bad things happen to bad people and I am fucking here for it!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We've all seen how he publicly puts the men through shit to get his nod.

Can you imagine what the women go through? Especially behind closed doors.

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GlazedHaim's avatar

Ugh I’m sorry… I hate these 1st person bits. Was hoping for some analysis on the North Country or Blake Gendebein.

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